A debonair Undead warlock walks into the inn and glides across the room. According to the gossip you've heard about her, she's a bit on the cool side, even for a corpse. What would you say to her to try to warm her heart enough so that she'd go out to dinner with you?

A rather handsome Human Paladin is sitting over by the bar drowning his sorrows. You've overheard that he and his long-time sweetheart have parted company. What would you say to him to try to take his mind off her and put it on you?

Winning Line: "I can see from looking at you that you're just like me, looking for another soul to call your own." -- by Mr. Jones from Fetcham. He addressed his line to the undead warlock.

Amusing Entries: Hey baby, can I raid your Molten Core?

A troll priest is walking down the road with a dejected air. You overhear that she's a little down on her luck right now with finding people to adventure with. What would you say to her to convince her to join your group?

A gnomish warrior is sitting near you complaining about how no one believes he can amount to anything due to his small stature. What would you say to convince him you thought otherwise?

Winning Line: "If there's one thing I've learned from my studies in engineering, it's that dynamite never ever comes in large packages." -- by Mr. Sedman from Scarborough. He addressed his line to the gnomish warrior.

Amusing Entries: My small friend, I never look down on anyone who can charge at groin height while wearing a spiked helmet.

"You know small things, when handled correctly, end up big. The secret: the right woman," she said with a wink.

Your father must have been pretty good with an axe, 'cause that's a nice cleavage.

An Orcish hunter is sitting at a cookfire she's built, feeding her pet. You've overheard that she doesn't think much of other people and prefers the company of silent animals. What would you say to her to persuade her that people, especially yourself, aren't so bad?

A cute Night-Elf rogue bungles an attempt to lighten your purse. What would you say to him to take the pressure off and convince him that there are better things to steal?

Winning Line: "Getting into my coffers would have been a lot easier if you'd bought me a mug of ale first." -- by Mr. Litchfield from Turnbridge Wells. He addressed his line to the night elf rogue.

Amusing Entries: Why settle for whats in my purse when you could take me as the jackpot? -- Mr. Davies of Newport

You like animals? Let me be your dire teddy bear. -- Ms. Walker of Wallasey

There are better things to steal than money, but i doubt you can take my heart twice. -- Mr. Ghazni of Nottingham

Wow, you make me feel sapped...If you were trying to steal my heart, it's already yours. -- Mr. Lock of Essex

Two steals in one try, my heart and my wallet. I'm impressed. -- Mr. Routsalainen of Pieksämki, Finland

"I heard you can only tame wild animals to become your best friend, and I'm wild about you." -- Mr. Alex of Blanden, Belgium

Don't get me wrong, I'd love your hands all over me. It's just that I won't pay for those kinds of things. -- Mr. Isaksson of Älvsbyn, Sweden

To the orc: I'm a lone wolf too, but if you tame me, I'll follow you anywhere. -- Mr. Permanto of Jyväsklä, Finland

You have my admiration, miss - only a chosen few would get such a wondrous creature to eat right out of their hand. -- Mr. Kudryashov of Turku, Finland

"You know my experience as a Druid has told me one thing, and that is that I can be a real animal sometimes." -- Mr. Nes-Sjögren of Stockholm

A Tauren shaman has been trying to sell a not-completely-skillfully-made set of leather leggings. You can tell that she's really upset by what people are saying about her crafting. What would you say to cheer her up?

A Dwarf priest is having trouble getting people to listen to what he has to say about the Light seriously. He's considering giving up and taking a vow of silence. What would you say to him to convince him that you're listening?

Winning Line: "I'll take those leggings. Just like me, they're a bit rough around the edges but full of spirit and have loads of stamina." -- Mr. Beasely of Taunton.

Amusing Entries: Dear dwarven priest, sound or mute, my inner fire will always burn for you. -- Mr. Coopman of Brasschaat, Belgium

Wow! Are those pants from Molten Core? 'Cos the needlework is EPIC! -- Mr. Fower of Sheffield

Are those pants from Draenor? Because they look outta this world. -- Mr. Dowlut of Essex

You know, my mama always said that life is like a box of chocolate. Never knew what she meant, but here, please have one. -- Mr. Gelotte of Olsfors, Sweden.

You spot a Night-Elf druid meditating. What would you say to her to convince her to take a break from Nature and have dinner with you?

You see a troll rogue trying to work a kink out of his shoulder and looking around for something to eat. What would you say to help him whet his appetite?

Winning Line: "You druids meditate to much on the large animals like the bears and the wolves, why not relax a little and let me teach you about the birds and the bees instead?" -- Mr. Kempster of Workingham

Amusing Entries: With a face like yours, darlin', you shouldn't be worshipping nature - nature should be worshipping you! -- Mr. Wright of Newscastle-on-Tyne

If that joint is bothering you you can try and bit of mine, would you prefer it medium rare or still attached? -- Ms. Dromgoll of Rotherham

I hope you like it spicy, darling, 'cause I'm on the menu tonight. -- Mr. Svedberg of Örby, Sweden

I don't know if you like flowers, but they certainly like you. -- Mr. Larsen of Trondheim, Norway